In Case You Missed It.

Since a lot of people tried to get onto MySpace and read it the other day and weren't able to, here is my post about my favorite place on earth besides the dentist's chair - The Registry of Motor Vehicles. Or, as it is called in some states, the DMV - I assume for Department as opposed to Registry. Anyway, this was from Wednesday.

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God love the RMV...
Current mood: hopeful

OK so I do NOT have my car!!!

I had to go to my old school - Framingham State College *God love them too, they wouldn't let me into their Communications program because of a fraction of a GPA point but WHATEVER* - to pay of parking tickets from 1999!!!!!! Yes, 1999!!!!!! They WILL get you. I couldn't register this car until I paid them off.

So there is this HILL on campus. The biggest hill EVER. I dreaded climbing that sonofabitch EVERY day... but the commuter lot is at the bottom of it so I had no choice... in fact I'm pretty sure those 3 tickets I had to pay off were from days when I just couldn't stand the thought of climbing that mountain so I said F-IT and parked in a Faculty lot.

Well I had NO IDEA where I needed to go to pay these tickets but I figured the Campus Police would be my best bet... so I push the stroller up this freaking hill... and of course there are some serious cracks in the sidewalk too so I had to maneuver the stroller over them... all the while getting funny looks from every college brat that passed me panting up the hill...

I get to the Campus Police and they tell me that the Parking Clerk's office is in fact BACK DOWN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HILL, RIGHT BY THE COMMUTER LOT.

SH*T!

So I just walked all the freaking way up the hill, broke a sweat and probably have SWEATY PIT SPOTS, and I didn't even need to???

And then I'm thinking... I parked in that Commuter lot without a parking decal, with my luck I'll get back to the car and HAVE A TICKET...

Double SH*T.

I asked the guy at the Campus Police desk if it would be possible to NOT give me a ticket... he was cool, called another officer and told him not to ticket the car... Nice save.

I go back down the hill, and going down a steep hill with a baby stroller is not much more fun than going up it. Now I have the OMG what if I trip and the stroller goes flying thing in my mind...

I get to the Parking Clerk's office. She is a very sweet lady and talks baby talk to Kyla.

She looks up my stuff... and then tells me the total $120. Back in 1999 they were $20 tickets... now they are $40 tickets. DAMN!!

I whip out the cash.

"Ohhhhh, hon, I can't take cash... you'll have to go up to the Business Office up the toppa the hill and she can give you a receipt."

My blood began to boil at the thought of climbing that hill again. The old me would have been bitchy and pissy... the new me made a joke about getting my exercize and cheerfully walked my already wiped out ass that needs the exercize anyway back outside...

Push baby up hill. Pant. Pay. Get receipt. Push baby down hill. Get receipt for the registry...

By this time it is almost 1pm... I was supposed to pick my dad up at noon to go get the car, but I realize - I'm going to have to go to the DMV to submit this paperwork, there is no way they do anything electronically.

Why is it that the government is the only agency left on the planet that is incapable of doing ANYTHING electronically???

So anyway we went to lunch, then I went over to the registry. I have to get a MA license within 30 days of registering a car here anyway, so might as well kill 2 birds with one stone.

Uh uh. Can not be that easy. You are now required to present the following - and this applies to ALL STATES - in order to get a license.

SOCIAL SECURITY CARD
BIRTH CERTIFICATE
PROOF OF ADDRESS
PROOF OF SIGNATURE

I don't know where my SS card or my birth cert are!!!

So no license... and since by the time I got done doing stuff at the registry the car dude I needed to talk to was done for the day... It'll have to be done tomorrow.

So you might have to kinda live without me for another day.

I am doing some dirt now but I need sleeeeep too.

In Kyla news - she's taking lots of steps!! She walked a little a few weeks ago and hasn't done much since... but the other night she went like 5 or 6 steps on her own and she did it a few times earlier... My little walker!!!

Now where are the comments???? Not to the blog but to my profile. I like comments!!!!

D*

WARNING:

If you hate the sight of my face, you might want to leave. This is my blog and I have taken some time tonight to photograph myself and mess with the photo effects, cropping, etc. I also got my hair done and played with it. If you think I'm ugly - DON'T WRITE MEAN COMMENTS, just DON'T LOOK... go look at yourself instead I'm sure your face is a much finer example of God's work.

Now, on with the photo madness.


I am trying to figure out which pic to use for my MySpace and for my Blogger profile... No, I do not have anything better to do right now, besides finish organizing the mess of clothes on my bed. I do not feel like doing that... so I'm messing with pics of myself. And going to get another (my 2nd) glass of wine. The only thing that pisses me off about this picture is the dark spot on my cheek because the lens has some speck of dirt on it or something. That's my life though, it's ALWAYS something... ;)

There's my hair I chopped it ALL OFF!!!! Just kidding :) But I'm thinking about going shorter and doing fun with color to keep myself young...

I kinda look like a pissed off skater chick in this one or something... doesn't look like me.

Hi I'm D*ana and I am a big frigging dork tonight. I had to get up at 4:30 this morning and go to work, not that I mind - I love my job and if I have to get up at 4:30 in the morning to do it by golly I will. Then I went to get my hair did and my eyebrows done. You can't really tell in the pictures but it's a BIG change for me... there's a LOT of big chunks of blonde - I LOVE IT. I used to go to this hairdresser all the time and she was like "you never go this drastic!!" I said - DO IT. She had her hair like this and I WANTED IT. It makes me feel 100x better about myself and I needed this pick me up. Then Kyla WALKED!!! See those pics below... Then I mopped the kitchen floor... and then I played with my hair and poured myself a GLASS OF WINE because I've been doing a lot of sh*t lately and I wanted one... and now I have posted this whole entry into the Hello! thing and they really need to fix this so that 1. you can have a TITLE and 2. you can upload more than one pic at a time because I hate how it goes backwards. More pictures coming because I am being really vuggy tonight. Oh, and for people b*tching about the dirt - I love doing my website but there is more to me than just talking about GODDAM CELEBRITIES!!!

Note to Self: Next time you take a self-closeup at that angle, pick your nose to get the boogers out first.

Got my eyebrows done too - love that... except for the 3 hours of redness around the eyes that follow!

My new hair! I need to bleach my teeth LMAO... I'm picking up some Crest White Strips... I'm not going to lie and be like "oh it's just the lighting"... I'm 27, used to smoke sometimes, coffee drinker, it happens. Of course that's what I notice about the picture!!

KYLA IS MY NAME...

AND WALKING IS MY GAME!!!

What up big people? It's been a while since my Milfy Mommy posted any pictures of me... she's been gossiping on that other website about all these celebrities... (Kiss my hiney Apple Martin I CAN WALK NOW GIRL!!!)

Well I know some crazy lady tried to say my name was Domynyque but THE REAL KY-SHADY is STANDIN' UP - and WALKIN' CROSS THE FLO'!!

Peace!!

Early Bird Gets the Worm...

No, early bird gets MASSIVE CUPS OF DUNKIN DONUTS COFFEE!!

I had to wake up at 4:30 and be on the air at 6am... And now I am going to get my hair did - So I'll have some AFTER pics later... but I am not brave enough to even put the NASTY BEFORES!

Have a nice day!

:)

The RETURN OF THE MILF DIARIES!!!

Yup - Screw it. I liked this name, I'm keeping it. This blog is not about anything inappropriate nor do I really care what those who don't approve think.

Nuff said on that.

So... this whole thing with this crazy chick stealing my pictures. WOW.

I have to thank the person who found the Court records of this girl's boyfriend/fiance/whatever he is... because once I had her info and told her I knew where she lived, SHE FREAKED, confessed, apologized, and took it all down.

It's obviously a sad story though. The court record on this guy was for assualt of a pregnant woman.... so that alone explains a lot. I have also been talking to one of her MySpace friends who she only knew through the internet. This Nycole chick has been carrying on and building a friendship with someone in another state using my pictures for over a year. She has even sent cards in the mail to this girl, signing them Love Nycole & DOMYNYQUE - which is the name she gave to the pictures of Kyla. This girl I am talking to is really hurt... she sent gifts to her!! She didn't believe I was telling her the truth until this girl took down her blog and profiles... and now she is just really upset. I feel bad.

Never in my life did I think anyone was that wacky. It is straight out of a made for TV movie.

I am really glad I do not live in that area anymore. If I did, trust me, I would be all over this and would be taking this girl to court or something... for stalking or whatever I could do. I really think she's just lonely and hurt, and I think she might really be pregnant - pray for her baby.

So anyway, I've kind of been distracted by this. It seems silly to worry about wackos on the internet... but this was so weird.

The girl was also stealing other people's baby pictures. I was able to find an email she had sent me - of course posing as someone else, but I put all the screen names, email addresses, etc. together... she's got a ton of them... and she'd sent me - and a number of other people - an email on mother's day. I did REPLY ALL and let everyone know that she was stealing pictures of me and my daughter... and a number of these woman checked her other profiles and found pictures of their children as well.

So anyway, mystery solved - kinda. I do not know this girl, I don't know if Nycole is her real name, but I know she was using her boyfriend's real name because when my friend found the court record with the address on it and I IM'd her with that info - she backed down and confessed and apologized.

So anyway, now that that's over with.........

MySpace is addicting. I don't know why... I'm sure I'll be over it soon... but it is fun for now. I think I enjoy interacting with people like that and getting in touch with some friends from Tampa or "meeting" other radio people that I've heard of but never really talked to...

I have to work at 6am then I am going to get my hair done after I get off the air. I haven't had it done since NOVEMBER so I am excited. Then it's to the mall to get some new clothes since I have NOTHING for spring!!

Anyway, hope you are happy the Milf Diaries ARE BACK!!

I'm Still Here...

Hi, I know I have been slacking on some stuff lately... I will explain it all later. Between Kyla starting day care next week, getting a car, nice weather, setting up MySpace, and now finding out there is some frigging total nutcase out there using pictures of Kyla on her MySpace and blog and calling her "Domynyque"... I'm a little freaked out.

I wasn't going to post it, but you know what - screw it. This girl is insane and I would really like you guys to see just what kind of crazy people there are out there. I am working on getting her info and a friend of mine is helping me out - I just really want to know who she is so I know I don't have to worry about anything crazy happenning.

THANK GOD I AM NO LONGER IN FLORIDA!!!

I do not know this girl... But she's obviously got some very serious issues. I just want the pictures of me and Kyla removed, but I am not quite sure how I can FORCE her - or the MySpace people or Blogger - to take them down.

Click here for psycho blog #1. Scroll down you will see pictures of Kyla, and a lot of her posts are copied from this blog - or from my old baby journal - and edited to suit her... like she changes Kyla's name to "Domynyque"!!!! Talk about SCARY. Check the archives too, lots of pictures of me, TK, Kyla... and she even took an entry off TK's blog and posted it, saying it was a letter she received from "Domynyque's father"!!!

I found this because once I signed up for MySpace, she sent me a message, from her profile, WITH MY PICTURE ON IT... I was like WTF!!! Just as I wrote this, they deleted the MySpace account. I emailed them, told them she was using my pictures, they made me take a picture of myself holding a "MySpace" sign, send it, and they removed it. I feel bad, apparently she's been talking to a girl online for a year and a half, and this girl has SENT HER GIFTS FOR "DOMYNYQUE"... I talked to people on her friends list because I wanted to fish for info - and I GOT PLENTY, especially now that this girl knows she's insane.

I highly doubt this girl is capable of doing anything to me... I know a lot of people read this and if you live in FL and have ANY idea who she might be PLEASE let me know... my gut feeling is that she uses her real name but just makes up this false life online...

So that's what I've been investigating. I suppose it's my own fault for posting pictures of Kyla... but not really. Lots of people post photos of their kids, I just happen to be the one who gets targeted by a psycho.

Time for bananas!!

:)

THE REAL DANA LOL

Bringing Back the MILF Diaries.

SOOOOO MANY PEOPLE are saying I should bring it back... Uh, I don't know!!

I don't like any other name for this blog. Yeah it might not be the most appropriate thing but who the hell cares, it's a joke.

Anyway, I had a good day today, got a lot of things done... made some phone calls... ate cupcakes.... made some plans to see old friends I haven't seen in YEARS... dealt with fast talking car salesman who happens to be a former FL resident... went to Friendly's for dinner... did laundry... that's about it... All good.

I find myself laughing at things that used to really upset me...

I'm so happy I am on this side of the "hindsight is 20/20" thing now, and I'm glad I hear Dr. Phil's voice ringing in my ear.... Even though he pronounces his "W" words like ah-wah-at instead of what and ah-wh-ooh instead of who, I dig him.

I learn so much just watching that show... It sounds so lame but it is TRUE... that's why these shows are so popular!! WE RELATE!!! He's not all Springer - some of the situations are a little extreme, but for the most part it's real people with real problems... and when I watch it I find myself relating in some ways to people... and when I see him giving advice to these people I realize I need to heed some of it myself.... and I have. If you saw the show today he was telling this one woman EXACTLY what she needed to do with regard to her life, and it's EXACTLY what I did!! GO DR. PHIL!!!

This is one of those times I wish I had a truly personal private blog so that I could write what I want to say... but oh well.

Time for sleep, I hope Kyla doesn't keep me up all night AGAIN... she's in this bad habit of waking up around midnight and just wanting to play. My brain is fried, got nothing much more to say.

Keep telling everyone about the dirt site I NEED MORE HITS!!!!

:)

D

Move Over Mrs. Cleaver...

So, what do you think about that for the name of this blog? It's from Jenny McCarthy's book and I think it's fitting... She's like "Move over Mrs. Cleaver, there's a new bitch in town!" and I thought it was funny... I don't know. It's not my idea but I kinda like it... Something along those lines anyway.

I also like the idea of "Inside the Mind of a Babe with a Baby" but that's more of a subtitle than a title.

Well, I have a really funny story but I am hesitant to share it on this blog... But I will anyway.

Last night I had no babysitter. I called a LOT of people but nobody could do it... the family had plans, friends were away, etc... and nobody else could do the shift. I am SO LUCKY to work for such great people who totally understand my situation and my boss was like, "bring the little one... it's just one of those things that happens when you have kids... no worries."

So little Kyla came to work with me last night LOL... I KNEW she wasn't going to just chill in the pack & play while I was on the air... No way. At first she was like "what is going on..." like with that cute little looking around checking it all out thing... and then I put her in the stroller right next to me for a bit. She was good for about 20 minutes in there, which gave me enough time to get settled and get some phone calls, etc...

Then she started fussing. No Cheerios. No toys. She wanted OUT. She wanted me to hold her... so for about an hour and a half I did my show with a baby on my hip!!!

I AM SUPER-DJ-MOMMY!!! Maybe that should be the name of this blog LOL.

So I'm like... my arm is ready to fall off, one of these times she's going to start fussing with the mic open, I gotta get her to go to sleep - but putting her down in the pack & play outside the studio door just wasn't going to cut it. She SCREECHED... and I felt cruel just leaving her out there to stare at the door while I closed it. EVIL-DJ-MOMMY.

So what did I do... I NURSED HER. Yes, if only the people of Boston listening to this station around 10 last night knew that I had a kid on my boob while I was TALKING ON THE AIR. It's just a good thing she didn't bite me because y'all would have heard a big "OUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCHHHHH!!!!!"

So yeah, I'm a SUPERBOOBIEFEEDINGDJMOMMY!!!

What else is on the mind o' D*ana... Donations. I'm considering this for the Dirt Blog. I didn't want to, but I spent a LOT of time doing it and a lot of people have suggested I start taking them. I don't quite have enough hits to get serious advertisers... and once I hit that 10k/day (lol that sounds like a radio contest haha) thing I need to keep it at or above 10k/a day consistently for 6 months before anyone will pay me to put up ads. Yeah, google ads, I've made about $10 in 4 months - not gonna cut it.

I thought it was tacky to be all begging for donations, but you pay for tabloids so why not voluntarily pay me for my services. If I do this, I will have a cute little "Will gossip for food" graphic or something. I figure since I have about 7-8000 hits a day if only a small fraction of those people donate a buck a month I can make a little bit of money. I will just have a big disclaimer that just because you DONATE doesn't mean I can't take a day off if I need to or whatever... So what do you think? A lot of people are doing the whole donate thing but I'm not sure how they've made out with it.

So I have decided that there is a risk I need to take. It is not anything bad - I always feel like I have to put that because people assume I'm going off the deep end or something is wrong LOL - but it's a good risk. Putting myself out there and just preparing myself for the very real possibility of rejection... but that's life right? Had I never tried to be on the air I'd never be where I am... And that was a HUGE risk. I hate rejection, but I actually have a feeling that if I go about this situation right it could work out and be VERY rewarding. You'll know about it if/when it happens - TRUST ME.

There's your ambiguous what the hell is she talking about I hate when she does that statement of the day.



Tonight at dinner - we went to Longhorn, YUMMMMMMMY steak - and my stepmom said something about how when I get back into the working world (which is happening soon :) I'll meet people and have guys hitting on me... I was like "oh yeah, sure"... Honestly, that's really the last thing on my mind!! I just want to get myself straight before I worry about any stupid men!!!! I also wonder how difficult it will be to find guys who are cool with me being a mom. WHERE ARE THE DILFS??????

OK, I should jet. I am actually still sitting at the radio station chatting with someone.

:)

D

Happy Mother's Day!!

Yes, Happy Mother's Day to all the mommies who read this :)

I had a nice mother's day... Had cupcakes and eggs for breakfast LOL... yes, 2 cupcakes. My stepmom made them last night because the mothers deserve some sweets for mother's day... and my dad made eggs this morning.

I have to take a picture to show you what Kyla made for me... well, she had help of course... Her handprints in a frame!!! It's SO cute!!! The funniest thing is the other day I noticed she had a little bit of bright blue stuff under her fingernails and I could not for the life of me figure out where it came from.... I was thinking the blue dye on the pack & play got wet and was running... or it was from my clothes or hers or SOMETHING... well, now I know where it came from!!! I actually said something to my stepmother about not knowing what got under her fingernails... but she couldn't tell me since it was a surprise!!! Now I know - it was just a little tiny bit of paint that just wouldn't come off when they did it the other night. Totally sweet, it's so adorable.

I also got a little book of Mother Goose rhymes to read to Kyla... and the Jennie McCarthy book "Baby Laughs"...

Have you read this book? I never read "Belly Laughs" which is her pregnancy book, but they gave me "Baby Laughs" for Mommy's Day and I have only read a little of it, but it is SO FUNNY. My dad was cracking up looking at it this morning.... and I've read a few pages, it is HYSTERICAL.

I even think I am going to use one of her lines in the book as the title of this blog!!! :)

Well, I am working tonight so I gotta go. It is COLD here, I HATE it. Who wants to wear winter clothes in the MIDDLE OF MAY??? Not me, but it's like 45 out or something. YUCK!!

Hope you had a great mother's day!!

:)

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